Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Let's Taco about love.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
God was just showing off when he made you.
How much will $20 get me?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
I feel like we're in tune
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Can we still share a netflix account?
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
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