Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Are you a red light because stop.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
You're a good egg.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
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