Hey babe, I think its about time we cancel our gym membership. We're not working out anymore
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
I came here looking for a little tail.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
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