Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
So … do you run here often?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
"My cat doesn't like you."
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
You are so good at jogging, you came straight for my heart.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
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