You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
That's right; I'm as breathtaking as the Sydney Tower.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
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