Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Good game--you certainly scored all your extra points with me.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
How was heaven when you left it?
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice!
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You had me at cello.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You sweep me off my feet!
You're my missing ingredient.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
"My cat doesn't like you."
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