You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
When God made you, he was just showing off.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Hey boy, I like your Irwin inspired outfit.
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
You sweep me off my feet!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You asked me what love was and I did not know how to answer it. Now I know it's a feeling that can not be mastered.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Can we still share a netflix account?
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Baby, you rock my world!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
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