You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Your gloves are nice. Where did you get them?
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Please don’t go now. Else, I would have to go to the police station and report you to the cops. You just stole my heart.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
My lead off's not great, and though I may be off base, I'd like to take you on a date.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Can I borrow your library card? Cause I’m checking you out.
It's always a first class trip with me.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited!
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Girl, it makes sense and sensibility for us to go out.
I cannot think of anything sweeter than chocolate than - oops! of course, there is you!
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
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