Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your name is insert name here?
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You're as intoxicating as home distilled liquor.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
I would love to show you first class.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
Are you a star? Because you are twinkling at the party.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
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