If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Nice to meet you, Jasmine… so shall we remove the Jas and just make you Mine?
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Can you drive my car?
Nice life preservers.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Are your highways? Because I want a long drive on you.
Here comes the sun of my life
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
Haida there, gorgeous.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
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