She acts like summer and walks like rain.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
You just caused a heat wave.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
If looks could kill you, you’d surely be a weapon of mass destruction.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I don't need 3D glasses to see how beautiful you are!
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
When are you going to invite me to church?
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Hey pretty lady, let me take you out on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not a flakey person.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
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