Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to use a condom?
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You are my density!
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You look a lot like my next victim.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
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