Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Your name is insert name here?
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Do you work for NASA? Because you're out of this world.
Can I be your next varietal?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I can turn your software into hardware.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
I like you cherry much.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
It took 3 tries to approach you. I kept losing my breath.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
I can score more often than the average soccer player.
You're the thought that counts!
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
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