Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
Sorry, did you fart? You blow me away!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You are my butter-half!
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You must be phylum because you seem to be above class.
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
You really flipturn me on.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
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