Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I like long runs on the beach.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Anne of Green Gables? More like Anne of Green Babeles.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
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