You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Let's boomerbang!
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
You're hotter than a data center!
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
Baby, you're so hot it's got to be at least Fahrenheit 451 in here.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
You can stand under my umbrella.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
You had me at cello.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Something tells me we'd make great travel partners.
Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
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