Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Will you come to my place? You can sure lower my heating bill with your hotness.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
So how many cats do you have?
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're hotter than a data center!
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If you texted me every time I thought of you, you'd be blowing up my phone.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
I hate red eyes, but I would fly all night for you.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
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