I'd love to see you s'more.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You're spicier than Sriracha.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
"Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?"
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
Belize let me hold you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
I think you're barbe-cute.
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
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