When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Girl is your name baseball? Cause I just want to hit it with you.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!
My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Are you wearing space pants? Because your a** is out of this world.
Ma'am, I am looking for a running partner, for the rest of my life.
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
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