If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You're spicier than Sriracha.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Your lab or my lab?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
You’re the girl that everybody wants. Today is their lucky day.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
You're so cute I could bottle you up in a mason jar.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.