Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you going to a beauty contest? Because you are looking damn beautiful.
You couldn't cut the s*xual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
My apologies for not flirting, I'm trying to seduce you with my awkwardness.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Nathan compares to you
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
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