Are you an angle? Because you're so acute.
Life is better when we stick together.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
"This isn't easy and neither are you. I'm breaking up with you."
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Baby, you're a firework.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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