Want to see the real coming attraction?
You leave me Wonton more.
You're a good egg.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Let's boomerbang!
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
What's your hurry, baby? I Just want to take things Oslo.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
Love me till ice cream.
Want to become my new personal best?
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
How much will $20 get me?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
I feel like we're in tune
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