How about we get down to monkey business?
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Was scared to approach you honestly, but I decided to take a Nata-leap of faith.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I don’t need to be a doctor to diagnose you with acute smile.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Excuse me… Do these shoes make me look fast?
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Girl you are rocking this run.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I find my core strength in you.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
I think you're barbe-cute.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Nathan compares to you
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
You’ve got more curves than a cross country track.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
How was heaven when you left it?
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