How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
How about we get down to monkey business?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your body heat with me.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Hey, are you okay-leb?
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
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