I love all of your stratified layers!
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I Tour de Francy you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Whoever said that no one is perfect has never seen you.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
I can be your travel pillow.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
We aren't even in hot yoga, but you have me sweating.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I could never Passover you.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
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