You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
How about we get down to monkey business?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Please, please me
I'm at my best during overtime.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you Medusa? When you looked at me the world seem to stop.
Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
I love your energy.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
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