Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
It's always a first class trip with me.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
You look a lot like my next victim.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
You had me at ruff.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Are you cake? Cause I want a piece of that.
Our relationship is like my financial status: Broke.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
How much will $20 get me?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
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