Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
I can out here for an easy run, but you make my heart do speed work
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
If everything in life passes, why do not you pass me your WhatsApp?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You are as cute and cuddly as a Koala.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. I hope you find someone who treasures you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
"Roses are red, violets are blue. We're breaking up beacause I never loved you."
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
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