Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Your beauty is blinding.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Is there wifi in here? Because I feel we have a strong connection.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
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