Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
---
Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
You’re giving me torticollis by the way you’re making my head turn.
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
We’re not socks, but we make an excellent pair.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Want to go for a ride?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I ain't greedy baby, all I want is all you got.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
Is Spotify down? Well the music in my house is now up. Wanna come by and listen to records?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Go to BabaMail
