I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
Girl you are rocking this run.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
I'd love to see you s'more.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I see we’re both doing Pigeons!
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Nice life preservers.
Darling, if you were cocaine I’d OVERDOSE!
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
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