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Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
You had me at cello.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Hey, baby. I'm calling myself Han because you need to be Solo.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Now and (Jay)den I like to make the first move
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
A fortune-teller told me you’ll give me your number tonight. Was she right?
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