For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Are you a red light because stop.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
How about we get down to monkey business?
Are you an exoplanet? Because I’m bad at astronomy and pick up lines.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Love me till ice cream.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Can I be your next varietal?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Is your name Misty? You look so good in the rain.
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I bet you’re really flexible.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
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