I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Can you teach me how to use this machine?
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
You're kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I'm into those things.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
It's been a hard day's night without your lovin', Oh darling.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
You are unbe-Leah-vably gorgeous
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
I'd drink your bathwater.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
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