I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
I like you cherry much.
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Permission to board?
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Tonight, I’m on a hunt for your number.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Can we still share a netflix account?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
I want you more then an ice-cream on a hot summer day.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I find my core strength in you.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
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