Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I think we're mint to be!
I like you a lily bit more every day.
You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
Nice Ass-teroid.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Do you like free samples?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
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