We should make like your parents and split.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Wow, you drive me Davi
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
What are you doing hanging out in aisle 3? You clearly belong in aisle 9. Aisle 10 is within arm's reach but that all depends on whether or not you'll have dinner with me.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
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