Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva been asked out via knock knock joke before…?
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Permission to board?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
I think we need to become better strangers.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Babe, your beauty throws me off-beat
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
When are you due back in heaven?
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
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