Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
Are you sugar? Because I just had sweet dreams about you.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Guy: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
Girl: "No, but I did scrape my knees a couple times crawling up from hell."
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
This morning I saw a beautiful flower, and thought of you.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
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