You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s nothing in the world more prettier than you.
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
I am lucky we are hiking together this evening.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
I want to live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
I love the name Charlie. Just wanted you to know I’d never Char-leave you.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
You are the square to my root.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."