Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
I’m soy into you.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Your mausoleum or mine?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
Hello there, how do you brew?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
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