I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I see my future like how the Americans spell colour. Without u.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
Girl, your personality is so magnetic I think our protons are in alignment.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Hey, baby, you’re not Paradise Lost, you’re Paradise Regained.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice be love that I'm feeling?
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
I may study semantics, but you're what gives my life meaning.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Nice beach balls, can I play?
In space, no one can hear us scream.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.
You are so cute, you’ve Lily got me hooked
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
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