Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Are you a red light because stop.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Were you born in 1789? Because you’re a real classical beauty
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
How about a kanga-root?
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
If I was a planet and you, my moon! I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
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