If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
There’s snow one like you.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
I’m not usually one for Austin-tatious pickup lines, but I decided to make an exception for you.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Hey baby, let me take you on a trip around the world.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
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