Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness From a distance.
I like long runs on the beach.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Wow, you’re such a catch. I could never let you Chlo-e.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Hey girl, if you were a turkey you'd only need minimal basting because you're already so juicy.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
I feel like we're in tune
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Are you a photographer? Because I grin every time, I see you.
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