Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
"I don't bite, you know... unless it's called for."
- Audrey Hepburn, Charade (1963)
God was just showing off when he made you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
You are such a perfect arrangement of atoms.
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
There's some cabanossi and cheese back at my house with ya name on it.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
I want you for no raisin.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
These voices in my head have been telling me to come over here and talk to you.
The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I've prayed - and here you are.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
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