My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Hey, are you a bear cub? Because you’re un-bear-ably adorable.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Can I take a few shots at your goal?
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Is your name Houston? Because you seem to be guiding my rover.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
"You give me premature ventricular contractions. You make my heart skip a beat."
- Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached (2011)
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I bet you’re Ethan better in person
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Baby, you're a firework.
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