Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
If you can join the seas and the rivers, why not join your lips and mine?
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Do you have the power of a volcano? Because I lava you!
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
I was trying to come up with a witty pun but my brain was like Han,nah
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
We are perfect balance for each other.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
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