Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Are you powdered sugar? Because you're sweet, and fine!
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Should we go out on Friday? Isla pick you up at 7.
You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on.
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
My personal trainer said I have to come over and talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You need to go out on a date with me right now. Alex-plain later
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Can I claim your baggage?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Would you like to share fire with me?