Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I’m soy into you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I wish I had your number, so I could’ve invited you to dinner last weekend.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Your lab or my lab?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Erase erratic bat from your vocabulary because I am as functional as they come.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You can stand under my umbrella.
Is there a fireman around? Because you are smoking hot.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
I'm researching the most common digits in phone numbers. What's your number?
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
We're donion rings.
I Wanna Be Your Man
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Hold up, I don't want to fall for anyone else but you, so let me tie my shoes now.
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