You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Are you fossil? Because I want to date you!
Is it hot in here - or is it just you?
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
"I may be an outlaw, darling. But you're the one stealing my heart."
- Brad Pitt, Thelma, and Louise (1991)
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
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