How much will $20 get me?
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I can score from multiple positions.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
I'm a good basketball handler, what about you?
Are you hypokalemia? Because you make me feel weak at the knees.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
"Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you"
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
"It's not you...it's your taste in music"
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You are the square to my root.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
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