You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I think you are just A-Cora-able
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
you must be augmented cause my love for you just won't diminish!
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
You're hotter than a data center!
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
We could make such a beautiful library together.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
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