Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
You are my density!
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Were you forged in the fires of Mount Doom? Because you're precious to me.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
How about a kanga-root?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Do you have any Sriracha sauce? Cause you fire me up!
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
You look like my future ex wife.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You should go back to my house and make it hot. It was so cold at night.
You look pretty fun, I hope this means I’m headed into a new S-era of good luck
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
You’re so beautiful you make me want to bloom.
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