You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
I would part the Red Sea for you.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I was trying to think of a good pun for your name, but I can’t think of Jack
How was Heaven when you left it?
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Do you like free samples?
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Are you a doughnut? Because I find you a-dough-rable.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I was thinking whether I should write you or not.. but honestly, there isn’t Hannah-other better choice than to
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Are you Darth Vader, because I wouldn't mind if you used a little force to choke me.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
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