Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
You make my heart skip a beet.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Whenever I look at you I see something more desirable than chocolate.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Baby, we need to get together before Christmas, because you can't spell "love" with No-el.
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
Girl, are you fries? Because I would like you at my side.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Are you the optic chiasm because you turned my world around.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Man: What do math and my dick have in common? They're both hard for you
Woman: You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Hey girl, I won't be able to see you for the next few weeks.
I'm giving up sweet things for Lent.
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
You're a good egg.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
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