If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
I like you very mulch. I think about you every daisy.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
I know we just met, but will you marinade me?
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You're hotter than a data center!
I like you so much that I’ll give you my real number. Not the fake ones I give to all the other guys.
I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
How much will $20 get me?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Looks like I Andrew the winning card today
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
Hey baby, remember how you said that you can’t live without me? Well, it’s time to get your affairs in order….
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You look good on your yoga mat.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
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