You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Let’s put our tulips together.
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
If you and I were flowers, we’d have a budding romance.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
Tell me of this thing you humans call... (dramatic pause) love.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
Girl, you’re truly one in Amelia
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
It seems like you have the answer to my math problem. What are your digits?
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
There’s snow one like you.
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
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