Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
The Best Break Up Lines
Want to know a joke? Our relationship.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
If you were a math test, I would cheat on you.
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I've only got three months to live.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Sorry, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls look bad.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
You have one compact set.
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
You are so right. And I am so left.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
I would ask for Netflix and Chill, but you look like you are into more interactive stories.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
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