I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
I Ecuador you.
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
Man: Are those space pants.
Woman: No!, They're softball pants because my ass is out of your league.
I think I glove you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Is your vocal range tenor? Because if there were tenor (ten of) you Iwould be very happy.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Your fragrance lights up my life.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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