You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
Lets unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
Are you from Mars? Because your a** is out of this world!
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
You’re a perfect ten(t).
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Do you squat here often?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
"I am a leaf on the wind... in bed."
- Firefly
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I perform best when I’m wet.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I could’ve sworn I had your number. I guess you’re going to have to put it on my phone again.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
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