I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey, do you wanna hear my text tone? Just message me and you’ll see how great it is.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Wow, You must be the pretty princess the evil queen is trying to get rid of.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
That Marchesa dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
It's really hard for me to plan our wedding without your number.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
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