Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I hope I'm on your list of things to pick up today.
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
It's always a first class trip with me.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I love your energy.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
You are the object of my preposition.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, I would spend every second today thinking about you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Tonight's forecast: 100% chance of love.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
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