(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
The last one to the top of the mountain has to buy dinner.
If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Copernicus was wrong, you are the center of my universe.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
How about we get down to monkey business?
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
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