What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Wow, we really matched? I guess we’re simply Seb-posed to be
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
We should train together, I've heard it's good for bone density.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
I'm going to have to ask you to stay away, you're posing a risk for my health. You make my heart stop!
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
What’s the best part of the cell, next to the cytoplasm? The nucle-US.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
From the moment I saw you, I knew I would be spending the rest of my life trying to avoid you.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Up for some action? I can finish with one touch.
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
You're such a TEAse.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
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