You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Here’s my number. Send me a text when you’re ready to fall in love with me.
Let me call you my sunshine because you make me so hot.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
"It's not me, it's you!"
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Are you a customs agent? I feel like I need to declare my love to you.
Life is better when we stick together.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
Are you Hershey's chocolate? Because I would like one kiss from you.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Can I be your next varietal?
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees because I think that you are so acute.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
So … do you run here often?
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
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