This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee…So I could get close to your lips.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
I heard there is a vampire on the loose, you better stay with me.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Wow, seeing you today Ezra-lly a treat!
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You're like the neighbors' WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
Your lab or my lab?
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see, I sure would be delighted with your company.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
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