Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Just like Evan, this match is also the cure
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
I don't work at this store, but may I be of assistance to you anyway?
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
A 9 hour time difference wouldn't keep me from you.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Are you a banana because I find you a peeling.
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
I feel like I'm in Scandinavia, because when I'm with you it's like the sun never sets.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away every time you walked past.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Hey, let’s go out some time! Olly’ven pay for everything
You look like trash, may I take you out?
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