Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
You're such a TEAse.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Oh Miles, you make me Smiles.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Hey Girl! Are you a software program?
Because you've been running in my memory all day.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Can I also deposit my number into your phone?
Did you invent the airplane? ‘Cause, you seem Wright to me.
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
I really like you. So does my wife.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
Wanna churn butter with me?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
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