You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Baby are you an angel? Because I'm a atheist.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
Someone said you were looking for me.
How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You can fill my caudate nucleus with dopamine anytime.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
You're quite the catch, baby.
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Amelia, I’d love to share Ameal-with-ya
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
You make me want to Twist and Shout
Are you a red light because stop.
Has Spotify contacted you yet? Because you are the hottest single in this club.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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