You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Baby, if you were a fruit you'd be a Fineapple.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
I bet you are the earth and I am the sun because you become hotter as we get closer.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Wanna meet up tonight? I hope you Leonard-on’t say no
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
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