You are my butter-half!
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Love me till ice cream.
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Excuse me, do you kiss strangers? No? Then let me introduce myself.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
(Pick up a sugar packet off the floor) Uh, miss? I think you dropped your name tag.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Wow Avery, love the name. Makes sense since you are Avery beautiful girl.
Please, please me
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
I know, I’ll never have a chance with you but will you give me a chance to hear an angel talk?
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
Man: Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
Woman: Nah, it was plain bad luck!
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you... but now the roses are wilted the violets are dead the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
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