Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Are you the future? Because you're looking hopeless and bleak.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
You're quite the catch, baby.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
We're donion rings.
Is there something in your eye? Oh, wait, it's just a sparkle.
She acts like summer and walks like rain.
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Man: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
Sorry I'm late, I kep falling for you on the way.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Do you wanna go to a restaurant?
You can't spell “menu” without me and u.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Hi. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.
"We gotta get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
- Jay Chandrasekhar, Beerfest (2006)
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Girl, you can kiss heaven goodbye because it's got to be a sin to look that good.
How about you and I form a binary system?
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