Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
Let's make some sweet music together, honey
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Can I be your next varietal?
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
You are the hottest thing since sunburn.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Your name is insert name here?
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Do you squat here often?
I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
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