Can I take your temperature? You're looking hot today.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
If you were here, Abby all over you
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
When I text you goodnight later, what number should I use?
You're the macaroni to my cheese.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I Got to Get You Into My Life
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
When are you due back in heaven?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
I can be your travel pillow.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I took one Luca at you and I honestly couldn’t resist
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Wow, you drive me Davi
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Wow Andrew, you seem cool an-drewly gorgeous
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