I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You're so sweet, your giving me cavaties.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
You look so sweet that you're giving me a cavity.
You remind me of a thunderstorm: positively striking.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Are you a supermarket sample? Because I don’t want to be ashamed of tasting you over and again.
You have one compact set.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
I can turn your software into hardware.
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
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