I came here looking for a little tail.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
You sweep me off my feet!
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
It's time to be like a kit-kat and split up.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Are you my voice? Because I don’t want to lose you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Your feet must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Call me Ishmael. Or just call me.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Has anyone ever told you that you look like an ancient Chinese scroll? Because I can't stop looking you up and down.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
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