I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Flute players provide some cheap trills.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
When are you going to invite me to church?
Want to become my new personal best?
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Something in the way you move attracts me like no other
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
If you where a sheep I would clone you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d move U.
Because you’re blocking the TV.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Your name is insert name here?
Do you want to Australian Kiss?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
"My cat doesn't like you."
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
My life is so sad and lonley (why) because you're not in it.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
You must be a choir director, because you make my heart sing!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Can I be one of the men in your box?
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
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