You’re such an adventure, let me explore you.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Sorry do you have a rope on you?
I got lost in your eyes and need help getting out
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
Girl, your really good at this catch and release thing. Every time I catch my breath around you, you make me lose it again.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
Let’s make like a banana and split.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Funny meat-ing you here.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
I’d check your blood sugar, but you’re sweet enough.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
You must be a C major scale... All natural.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Let’s put our tulips together.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You're a good egg.
Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
"Darling, you're on fire. Like doughnut grease."
- Duck Dynasty
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hey girl, are you a broom?
Why, because I swept you off your feet?
No, because you're really hairy.
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