Are you dessert because I'm finished.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Can you drive my car?
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
"It's not because I don't like you, it's because I hate you."
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, Netflix, and mimosas with no pants on.
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
"Maybe this is not the right time for us"
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
For a fatty, you don't seem to sweat much.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
You're like Newton's laws.
Not perfect, but good enough.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Baby I'm gonna teach you what love's all about tonight
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
Nice Ass-teroid.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
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