You're a good egg.
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Honestly, I'm into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I could never Passover you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I would give anything to be your personal item.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Are you that note I messed up? Because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
When God made you, he was just showing off.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
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