Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
You dropped something. My jaw.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
Can I buy you an Easter Egg?
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall. I will catch you.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Whoa, Domi-nice pics you got there
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Sorry I'm so quiet this evening. You simply took my breath away.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Can you drive my car?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
Are you aware we are headed to the kissing gate?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be from Paris, because you're driving me in Seine.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
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