Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I want to be a drop of your blood, so I could travel your body and sleep in your heart.
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd leave it the way it is.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Wow you’re the most beautiful girl I Eva seen
Are you a beaver? Beause daaaaaaaaam!
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you’ve got my privates on high alert.
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!
Baby, you're just like water ...
Except Jesus turned you into fine.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Did you just swallow a magnet? Because I’m so attracted to you right now.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew know who fine you're looking?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Your name is insert name here?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.
Tomatoes are red, roses are red too. We both know what I truly love is you.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
As soon as I saw your face, I knew you weren’t just the average Jo
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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