Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hey babe, now that the season's over, lets go back to my place and watch the highlight film.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Are you alone? Nice to meet you, me too.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
Are you a dictator? Because you have absolute power over me.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Are you a healing plant? Because Aloe you Vera much
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
I’m just wondering. Now that you’re here, who’s running heaven now?
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
When I see you I get a Dirty, Dirty Feeling so Don't Be Cruel and be my Earth Angel
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
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