I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
I know "Good Morning" in 5 different languages
Which do you want to hear tomorrow?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Raise your hand if you have a boyfriend.
Not so fast
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
Do you want to be my doubles partner...for life?
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are.
Life is better when we stick together.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You looked better when I was drunk.
Want to practice speaking in tongues with me?
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
Please, please me
You remind me of a diamond necklace because you sure sparkle and shine bright.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
"Do I love you? My god, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches."
— William Goldman, The Princess Bride
That elliptical isn't the only thing getting my heart rate up…
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Got any raisins? No? Then how about a date?
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
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