Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Are you a sweet honeybee? Because you have stung me in the heart
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Antarctica is hot compared to you.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Hey girl, you won’t need the Rosetta Stone to translate my love for you.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Could I get your number so I can take you out to dinner Anna movie?
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Hey, are you an anchor? Because you've done nothing but weigh me down.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
"I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow."
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?
I like my girls like I like my Microsoft Word documents - Saved.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
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