I'd love to see you s'more.
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
Do you know the difference between a wasps and a bee? A wasp is mean and aggressive… but Abby is sweet and cute
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Levi's should pay you a royalty.
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Guess my spotify is broken. I saw you on the top 10 of this month, but you're clearly a solid 11.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
I just can't take the bad s*x anymore.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Is it true that you are from China since I’m China get your number?
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Haida there, gorgeous.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like rocky road.
Even the most powerful storms of Jupiter couldn’t keep me from you!
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
I hate oranges. Will you be my main squeeze?
You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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