Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you a cake? “Because I want a piece of that.”
Are you a Victoria's Secret model? Because heaven's missing an Angel.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
I would hug you after a Bikram Yoga class
Are you a fire alarm? because you are really freaking loud and annoying
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I'd love to see you s'more.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Your beauty is blinding.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Are you Australia? Cause your geographical location is hot.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
"It's not me, it's you!"
Are you from Mars? ‘cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity?
You must be the North Star because the light around you guided me here.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
"Standing next to you makes me feel better about myself."
- 30 Rock
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
You're such a TEAse.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
The Tsar Bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT
And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
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