Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
I want to read you from cover to cover.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Why? Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
You elevate checking out to a mystical event worthy only of gods and champions.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Hey, can I borrow your water filter? Cause you’ve got me thinking impure thoughts.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
Ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from you.
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
I want you. I knead you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're my missing ingredient.
You’re photos are so great, would it be weird if I made you my screen Xavier?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
I’d love to spend some time Matthew
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
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