Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You must be Niagara Falls because you’ve taken my breath away.
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
Are you a human? Just making sure.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
Hey, not sure if I should be telling you this, but I’m a Prince and I’m currently looking for my Cinder-Bella
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
Your pace or mine?
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
You Eliza-bet I’m asking you out right away
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Hey babe, how about I plan a romantic weekend get away, and while I’m gone you can pack your shit and GTFO?
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are there people following you?
Because I'm seeing someone behind your back.
You're the thought that counts!
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?