Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mirra.
Mirra who?
Mirra mirra on the wall, you're the fairest of them all.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Listen, I’ve got a couple important questions and I really need Samanthas
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Excuse me, would you like a raisin? No? How about a date then?
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
You’ve really Penelopeaked my interest
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Your mausoleum or mine?
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Did you overstay your visa? Because you got 'fine' written all over you
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
Do you like strawberries or blueberries? - Cuz I need to know what pancakes to make you in the morning.
Why don't you reach in and grab some popcorn?
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
Do you have a quarter I can Bora Bora? I want to call my mom and tell her I've met the girl of my dreams.
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