I just had to tell you. Your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
"I took a gamble and chose you, now i believe I made a bad bet."
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You are my butter-half!
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you a bookmark? Because I keep rereading the pages you are on!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Do you like wine?
Because that's all your doing.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
So … do you run here often?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Has a guy ever walked up to you just to tell you how beautiful you are?
They must have been much drunker than I am.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
Do you like science because I've got my ion you.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I like you a lily bit more every day.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
Go with me and you'll be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2.
You're a good egg.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
You had me at taco.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
Can we still share a netflix account?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
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