Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I'd consider sleeping with you.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You have one compact set.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Roses are red
And you gotta go
Because I found out
That you is a ho.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Girl, are you a train? Because I choo choo choose you.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Would you sit on my feet while I do push ups?
You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Sorry, I can't play hide and seek. Someone like you is simply impossible to find.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You're like my drug - when I'm with you, I feel Absinthe-minded.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
I’ve learned that milk promotes beauty. But how much have you been drinking so far?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Oh wow sorry – I just got l’Austin your eyes.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Hey, can I get your number so I can use you as an alibi?
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
How hot does your gas oven get?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
I bet you’re really flexible.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You must be French, because you're looking really Nice tonight.
If I had Jack Sparrow's compass, it'd be pointing at you.
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
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