I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Looks like I’ve Joshu-won the best match of the day
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Are you a pranayama teacher? Because you just took my breath away.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Sorry I took so long to call, I accidentally got lost in your eyes.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you a fidget spinner? Because the last time I had fun with you was forever ago and I’m not really interested in touching you anymore. I’m pretty sure you were just a phase and now I’d really like to get you out of my house and forget it ever happened.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
You’re under arrest for not giving me your number.
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
I like long runs on the beach.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
I can score from multiple positions.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
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