Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Man: I've lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture your number on my phone.
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Who needs a map when one can Rome freely in your beautiful eyes?
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
"Look, our relationship is like doing push ups on your knees. It's just not working out"
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Wow, of course your name is Alice. Your body is a wonderland
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Swiping can be such dangerous territory, but I think I’ve a Safe Harper in this match
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
My love for you is like the Spanish Armada – unsinkable!
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
The first time ever I saw your face I thought the sun rose in your eyes
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey girl, my gold medal might be shiny but it looks like a dull penny compared to that sparkle in your eyes
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
I'm not a professional referee, but please can I have your name and number?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
I love your energy.
Can I have your number so I can call when I need a ride to your heart?
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I feel like we're in tune
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
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