You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey, does this handkerchief smell like CHCl3?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
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Oh sorry but my system can't process something beautiful like you.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
I like long runs on the beach.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
All you need is MY love
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met. Goodbye.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Can I hiber-mate with you?
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
This movie is not the only thing in the room that's feature-length.
Life is better when we stick together.
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey babe, wanna make a zygote?
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