Not even Fahrenheit, Celsius, or Kelvin can measure how hot you are!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
Wow, you drive me Davi
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
You're such a TEAse.
I am glad my mobile phone has GPS because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.
Hey, would you like to be lab partners? It would be a pleasure to do some anatomy and biology experiments with you.
Baby, you light up my mood like the way chocolate can.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Where you flying today? Because you landed in my heart.
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can you do the same?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Are you a can of bear spray? ‘Cause you really spice things up around here.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Looking for some hunka hunka burning love?
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I think I might become an astronomer because I’m very fascinated with Uranus
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Let’s make like an atom, and split.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you from Stockholm? Cause you're the Swedish girl I've ever seen.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
You're my missing ingredient.
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