What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Wow, you feel like a comet, you are a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I’m glad I didn’t miss it. Can I buy you a drink?
I cannoli have eyes for you.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Wanna go out this weekend? Maybe go on a quick John-t around town?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
Even though there's no ball game on tonight, we can still slam it.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Everything about you is perfect except one thing, you aren't married to me.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Girl you're like my favorite Spotify playlist... No matter how much I wander I'd always come back to you.
If I gave you my shoe, would you step into my life?
I want to read you from cover to cover.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
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