You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Try to take a tiger from his daddy's side, That's how love gonna keep us tied
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
You should see what I can do with ice.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Wow, I was just wishing for a soulmate Anna minute later, we matched. What are the chances?
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
Want to become my new personal best?
"I just can't take the bad lovemaking anymore".
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a CUTE-cumber.
You're the only sight I want to see today.
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I put the ‘laid’ in Adelaide.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
You set my heart bonfire.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
Do you have any tape? Because I'm totally ripped.
You should give me your number..who knows, I Michael you later…
Oof – is the Aaron here really fresh or is that just you?
You’re like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I’m not sure, but I think I’m falling in love with you already.
Hey, so how do you spell your name?
OK, and how do you spell your number?
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
You must be from Quebec because these feelings I have for you are Mont-real.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
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