Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I wasn’t sure if I should make the first move… but I was raised to never Jack down from an opportunity
Do you happen to know sign language? Because this is the last time you’ll hear from me.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Let's play a game called TV, I turn your knobs and you watch my antennae rise.
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
I think you're barbe-cute.
You have one compact set.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Is that an energy bar in your pocket, or are you just happpy to see me?
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for.
I'll be your farm boy if you'll be my Princess Bride.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
You have been running through my mind all day.
Your treat or mine?
You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Whoa, Heaven must be missing an angel! Because you’re dead to me.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Girl, it would be both a Crime and a Punishment if you don't let me take you out.
If you come with me, I'll show you a hard day's night.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Were you born in a farm? You look a-maize-ing.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
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