Forget about Spider man, Batman, or Superman. I’ll be your man.
You must be a sustainably farmed mushroom because you’re really growing on me.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
It's always a first class trip with me.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Wow, your name makes sense because you’re truly Audrey-m come true
If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]."
How did you know my name?
"Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
You’re once, twice, three times a lady.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
I'm having a sale in my bedroom. My clothes are 100% off.
Babe, I just checked Spotify. It says you're this week's hottest new single.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Are you an astronaut? Because I need some space.
This is too cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.Copy0
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Hey girl, are you Morphine? 'Cause, you take my pain away.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
I'll be kicking myself if I don't get to know you better.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
"My cat doesn't like you."
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